the best tweets (no politics)

1위@Nylak-Otter10 hours ago

I kiss my cat on top of the head when being affectionate, so now she head-bumps my face when she wants attention. Pretty sure they understand the basic sentiment.번역 보기

2위@moth.monster8 hours ago

Genuinely do not understand what some teachers had about not letting kids piss. "Um why do you have to use the bathroom every day in my class" because i eat lunch the same time every day before your class "Why don't you just go between classes" I have five minutes to walk a quarter mile across the school while every other kid here is trying to do the same thing anyways i probably have an overactive bladder. I should get that seen by a doctor번역 보기

3위@magnusopum_pfq8 hours ago

re: refund the company loses the money instantly too - its actually held in limbo by the banks for those 3-7 business days on both ends person pays, it leaves their account, company doesn't get it actually for a few days and the same goes in reverse - the business instantly loses the money and it gets held in limbo again until the bank pushes it through back to the customer번역 보기