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Here’s a very overcomplicated brownie recipe 1. Decide that you want to make brownies. 2. Stand up. 3. Look toward the kitchen. 4. Walk to the kitchen. 5. Enter the kitchen. 6. Look at the counter. 7. Look at the oven. 8. Look back at the counter. 9. Wash your hands. 10. Dry your hands. 11. Find a bowl. 12. Pick up the bowl. 13. Put it down. 14. Pick it up again. 15. Put it down again. 16. Find butter. 17. Pick up butter. 18. Unwrap butter. 19. Put wrapper aside. 20. Cut butter. 21. Put butter in a microwave-safe bowl. 22. Look at the bowl. 23. Melt the butter carefully. 24. Remove the bowl carefully. 25. Put it down. 26. Look at the butter. 27. Find sugar. 28. Pick up sugar. 29. Open sugar. 30. Measure sugar. 31. Check the measurement. 32. Add sugar. 33. Put sugar away. 34. Find a spoon. 35. Pick up spoon. 36. Put spoon into bowl. 37. Stir. 38. Stir again. 39. Stir clockwise. 40. Stir counterclockwise. 41. Stop. 42. Look at mixture. 43. Nod. 44. Find an egg. 45. Pick up egg. 46. Look at egg. 47. Crack egg into a small bowl. 48. Check for shell. 49. Find no shell. 50. Add egg. 51. Put shell away. 52. Find second egg. 53. Pick it up. 54. Crack it. 55. Check for shell. 56. Add it. 57. Put shell away. 58. Wash your hands. 59. Dry your hands. 60. Find vanilla. 61. Pick up vanilla. 62. Open vanilla. 63. Measure vanilla. 64. Add vanilla. 65. Close vanilla. 66. Put vanilla away. 67. Find whisk. 68. Pick up whisk. 69. Put whisk into bowl. 70. Stir. 71. Stir faster. 72. Stir slower. 73. Stop. 74. Look at mixture. 75. Decide it looks good. 76. Find cocoa powder. 77. Pick it up. 78. Open it. 79. Measure cocoa powder. 80. Check measurement. 81. Add cocoa powder. 82. Put cocoa powder away. 83. Find flour. 84. Pick it up. 85. Measure flour. 86. Check measurement. 87. Add flour. 88. Find salt. 89. Pick up salt. 90. Measure salt. 91. Add salt. 92. Put salt away. 93. Find spatula. 94. Pick up spatula. 95. Put it into bowl. 96. Stir. 97. Scrape the side. 98. Stir again. 99. Scrape the bottom. 100. Stop. 101. Look at batter. 102. Wonder if it looks right. 103. Stir again. 104. Decide it does. 105. Find chocolate chips. 106. Pick up chocolate chips. 107. Open package. 108. Measure them. 109. Eat one. 110. Realize you were supposed to be saving them. 111. Add the rest. 112. Put package away. 113. Pick up spatula. 114. Fold once. 115. Fold twice. 116. Fold three times. 117. Scrape the side. 118. Fold again. 119. Look at batter. 120. Nod. 121. Find nuts if using them. 122. Pick them up. 123. Measure them. 124. Add them. 125. Fold them in. 126. Put nuts away. 127. Put spatula down. 128. Look at batter. 129. Look at bowl. 130. Look at batter again. 131. Find baking pan. 132. Pick up pan. 133. Put pan down. 134. Pick pan up again. 135. Put it on counter. 136. Find parchment paper. 137. Pick it up. 138. Unroll it. 139. Tear off a piece. 140. Put it inside pan. 141. Press left corner. 142. Press right corner. 143. Press front corner. 144. Press back corner. 145. Look at parchment. 146. Decide it’s acceptable. 147. Lightly grease the pan if needed. 148. Look at pan. 149. Look at batter. 150. Pick up bowl. 151. Move bowl toward pan. 152. Stop. 153. Move it again. 154. Pour batter. 155. Stop pouring. 156. Scrape bowl. 157. Pour again. 158. Scrape again. 159. Pour remaining batter. 160. Put bowl down. 161. Pick up spatula. 162. Spread batter. 163. Push batter left. 164. Push batter right. 165. Push batter forward. 166. Push batter backward. 167. Smooth surface. 168. Smooth it again. 169. Notice a bump. 170. Fix bump. 171. Notice another bump. 172. Fix second bump. 173. Look at surface. 174. Decide it’s perfect. 175. Preheat oven according to its instructions. 176. Check oven. 177. Make sure the oven is empty. 178. Wait. 179. Wait again. 180. Check oven. 181. Wait for it to reach the recipe’s temperature. 182. Pick up pan. 183. Walk toward oven. 184. Stop. 185. Walk again. 186. Put pan in oven. 187. Close oven. 188. Set a timer according to the recipe/pan size. 189. Look at timer. 190. Walk away. 191. Walk back. 192. Look at oven. 193. Walk away. 194. Look at timer. 195. Realize it’s still cooking. 196. Walk away. 197. Smell chocolate. 198. Become hungry. 199. Continue waiting. 200. Check timer. 201. Wait. 202. Wait again. 203. Check timer. 204. Resist opening the oven repeatedly. 205. Wait. 206. Hear timer. 207. Turn toward oven. 208. Walk toward oven. 209. Carefully remove pan. 210. Put pan on a heat-safe surface. 211. Look at brownies. 212. Admire brownies. 213. Do not touch them yet. 214. Wait for them to cool. 215. Wait some more. 216. Look at them. 217. Wait again. 218. Decide they’re cool enough to cut. 219. Find knife. 220. Pick up knife. 221. Put knife down. 222. Pick knife back up. 223. Place brownies on cutting surface. 224. Make first cut. 225. Stop. 226. Look at cut. 227. Make second cut. 228. Stop. 229. Make third cut. 230. Make fourth cut. 231. Make fifth cut. 232. Make sixth cut. 233. Look at brownie squares. 234. Separate one. 235. Pick it up. 236. Look at it. 237. Smell it. 238. Take a bite. 239. Chew. 240. Swallow. 241. Nod. 242. Take another bite. 243. Chew. 244. Swallow. 245. Look at remaining brownies. 246. Pick up another. 247. Take a bite. 248. Chew. 249. Swallow. 250. Take another bite. 251. Chew. 252. Swallow. 253. Drink water. 254. Put cup down. 255. Look at brownies. 256. Pick up another. 257. Take a bite. 258. Chew. 259. Swallow. 260. Nod dramatically. 261. Take another brownie. 262. Look at it. 263. Take a bite. 264. Chew. 265. Swallow. 266. Take another bite. 267. Chew. 268. Swallow. 269. Look at plate. 270. Notice fewer brownies remain. 271. Decide you want another. 272. Pick one up. 273. Take a bite. 274. Chew. 275. Swallow. 276. Take another bite. 277. Chew. 278. Swallow. 279. Look at final pieces. 280. Decide you want more. 281. Pick up another. 282. Take a bite. 283. Chew. 284. Swallow. 285. Take another bite. 286. Chew. 287. Swallow. 288. Drink water. 289. Put cup down. 290. Look at plate. 291. Notice crumbs. 292. Pick up one crumb. 293. Eat crumb. 294. Find another crumb. 295. Eat second crumb. 296. Look at cutting board. 297. Wipe cutting board. 298. Put knife somewhere safe. 299. Wash bowl. 300. Rinse bowl. 301. Wash spatula. 302. Rinse spatula. 303. Wash whisk. 304. Rinse whisk. 305. Dry bowl. 306. Dry spatula. 307. Dry whisk. 308. Put bowl away. 309. Put spatula away. 310. Put whisk away. 311. Put flour away. 312. Put cocoa powder away. 313. Put sugar away. 314. Put vanilla away. 315. Put chocolate chips away. 316. Put salt away. 317. Wipe counter. 318. Wipe counter again. 319. Look at kitchen. 320. Look at empty plate. 321. Realize brownies disappeared. 322. Look suspiciously at yourself. 323. Check your hands. 324. Check your face. 325. Find chocolate on your finger. 326. Wipe finger. 327. Eat the chocolate. 328. Realize you just ate the evidence. 329. Look at the empty plate again. 330. Decide you want more brownies. 331. Look at the oven. 332. Look at the ingredients. 333. Think about making another batch. 334. Decide against it. 335. Change your mind. 336. Decide yes. 337. Realize you’re out of patience. 338. Look at the empty plate. 339. Laugh. 340. Remember this recipe has 350 steps. 341. Count the steps. 342. Count again. 343. Realize you are somehow still counting. 344. Put the counting away. 345. Take one last crumb. 346. Eat it. 347. Look at the kitchen. 348. Declare the brownies successful. 349. Decide you want to eat more. 350. finish it. THAT TOOK ME AN HOUR IF YOU WANNA LIKE THAT’S YOUR OWN THING IF YOU DON’T WANNA LIKE THAT’S NOT ALLOWED BECAUSE THAT TOOK ME AN HOUR번역 보기

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